Girl for sale

I'd like to think I have always been somewhat witty or at least mildly entertaining. My mother tells me that when I was a child we were in a store and I wanted a candy bar. My mother refused to buy me said candy bar. When we left the store I ran down the street yelling "ONE GIRL, GIRL FOR SALE" I apparently was done with my mother and selling myself. I also was obsessed with Oliver! the musical (I still am, long live Jack Wild!!) Well this is where I got this brilliant idea from. This is all a true story confirmed by my mother.