This is why I can't have nice things

So this is the before of my dress (please also notice my hair that cost $105.95).

And this would be the after.

Yep I ripped the zipper on my bridesmaid dress. At least this happened after the ceremony.

There was a photo booth and scallops wrapped in bacon. Don't even invite my to your wedding if you don't have scallops wrapped in bacon.

My cousin looked beautiful on her wedding day. I had a ton of fun but I'm glad the bridesmaid duties are over. It's a lot of work and a lot of money but I do it for love!

I tossed the dress in the trash in the hotel room. At least the ripping saved me from the what do I do with this bridesmaid dress conundrum.