Who is this bitch scheduling dentist appointments at 7:30 in the morning. That would be ME.
Pina coladas are forever ruined for me. My dentist uses a "pina colada flavored" numbing gel before I get stabbed in the face with the horror movie sized novocaine needle. No one wants that taste when you first wake up.
Ooh a package just arrived for me. Maybe it's costume #2 for Halloween!
*cha cha slides to the front desk*
7:30 am? Lady, you are insane. ;-)
ReplyDeleteAnd I do this every time and then regret it!
DeleteWow my dentist doesn't roll into work until about 9.30am, and that's too early for me.
ReplyDelete9:30 is more my style. I need to remember that.
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