Showing posts with label what the eff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label what the eff. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Granny carts and stress and what the "eff"

So I ordered a granny cart to help me lug my cat litter from the store.

That sentence would be pretty sad if I was single. Ah who am I kidding it's still lame.

Well the granny cart came in today and it is HUGE. I do not need this massive carriage to cart my kitty litter and groceries. I ordered it off of amazon and apparently did not pay attention to the size.

If anyone needs me to cart a dead body, give me a call. I have the perfect cart that we can use.

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Car shopping = STRESS.

I should be excited about having a car again but the process just stresses me out. I just want a car without all the hassle of searching and haggling. I haven't even gone and looked at a car and I'm annoyed.

Since we're on the topic would you recommend that I bring the car to a mechanic of my choosing even if I'm buying from a dealer (a used car that is)?  My mother says I should, this seems smart but like a lot more work trying to coordinate that.

Thoughts? HELP ME.

Too many caps in this post. I really need a vacation but even thinking about going on a vacation is stressful because then I'd have to catch up with everything at work and I feel like that will never happen.

I think I need to inhale some lavender and calm the eff down. Or maybe wheel me away in my giant granny cart the magical land of calm.

p.s. Derek thinks it's weird that sometimes I say "eff" like I'm censoring myself. I don't know why I do that, it's like I'm afraid a child will over hear me.