Thursday, October 27, 2016

Car full of bees, every girl's dream.

I just remembered that in my 6th grade yearbook I said I was going to be a chemist, an Olympic gold medalist (for swimming) and I was going to drive a Mazda. I still don’t know why I specifically picked a Mazda but I was a weird kid so there you go.

Although I never became a chemist or an Olympic gold medalist, I did end up driving a Mazda for a bit. It was a 1990 Mazda Protege that had bees coming through the vents. Dream big kids and maybe one day you too can drive a Mazda full of bees.

Wednesday, October 26, 2016

I'm very popular on twitter, trust me.

There's this thing that I do when I find out that someone is not on twitter. I tell them I'm very popular on twitter. I always thought people knew I was kidding but apparently some people thinK this is a real true thing. I blew up my own spot yesterday when I mentioned to a co-worker that I only had 637 followers. Her response: "That's it? I thought you had more than that? Aren't you popular on there?" There's a lesson here, and that lesson is to lie. From now on if anyone who is not on twitter asks, I have 10k followers. DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

Honestly, I don't really care I just think it's funny that people actually believed me when I said I was popular on twitter.

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Not all heros wear capes

Some wear pajamas and dig through the trash.

It's 12:30 at night and all we can hear is a smoke detector going off outside, so I go outside trying to find the source. After a few minutes of "sciencing the shit out of this" by walking back and forth and listening I realize it's coming from one of the trash bags on the curb.

Derek comes out at this point and we start ripping open trash bags. Bag number 3 was the winner. I pull out the smoke detector and hold it over my head and then smash it in the street. It was like that scene in the 300 when the guy kicks the other guy down the hole, you know in slow motion with my abs glistening.

The beeping stops and someone across the street starts clapping. I go back inside and wash off my foot because I got organic avocado on it. Good thing I live near Whole foods. Sorry garbage truck guys for the ripped open trash but we needed to sleep!

Monday, October 17, 2016

It's finally happening!

The season premiere of the Walking Dead is less than a week away! AMC had a series recap special that was on yesterday and it was a good refresher as to what's happened over the course of the show. Fiona is catching up and will be watching with me on Sunday. I'm getting my box of tissues ready because someone is dead (we just don't know who yet) and the episode teaser got me all worked up.

I can't wait for Sunday! This is going to be me.

Thursday, October 13, 2016

Candy corn is the devil's candy

Looks like I feel off the blog bandwagon. Have no fear for I am back with boring details of my life.

I bought candy corn and put it by my desk at work and my co-workers love/hate me for it. How can you resist candy corn? The candy we all hate but still eat.

I have another Halloween party on Saturday and I'm pretty excited about my costume. It's a secret but I will post pics.

I made an appointment to look at wedding dresses in November. Almost at the six month mark. It still feels far away but really six months isn't all that long. I'm pretty excited to try on some dresses.

I think I pulled a muscle in my back. It's not terrible but it's not fun either. All this because I lifted my arm to grab a box. I didn't even touch the box!

Last night we went to see the KONGOS at Royale. It was a pretty good show, I just wish they went on earlier than 10:15. This isn't out of the norm for a headliner but I always hope they get on stage before 10.

Bring on the accordion!

They were playing this song when I took this picture.

Tonight I'm relaxing in my pjs and watching American Horror Story. This season has been pretty good so far. I've definitely yelled out 'OH MY GOD WHY!" quite a few times. Its been a bit gory at times but it's really good.

Sunday, October 2, 2016

It's October so let's go to a Halloween party

I've already been to my first Halloween party this year. I had no clue what to dress up as so I just decided to paint my face. Well half of my face.

The rain smudged the paint a bit but overall I think it came out ok for my first time. I had to keep reminding myself to not touch my face which of course made me think about all these itches that I wouldn't normally have if I knew I couldn't touch my face!

Derek's costume is.....Derek! He's not a big costume person.

I have one other Halloween party coming up and I'm fully dressing up for that. I originally had one idea in mind but then I saw this dress online (that was on sale to boot) and now I'm going as something completely different.

The weather has been really crap with all of this rain. I know we need it but I still don't like it. I want a nice fall day with no rain.

Monday, September 26, 2016

I look like a leper

I have some eczema happening on my left leg near my ankle. I look like a leper. I guess I'm out of the world's sexiest ankle competition this year.

It actually feels like fall this morning. I had to wear a light jacket to work. My hair is also looking good because there's no humidity. I love this time of year despite the fact that the change in seasons is what's causing my leper leg.

Who is watching the debate tonight? It's going to be one for the ages I'm sure. I hope Trump flies off the handle and looks like the lunatic he is. There's a good chance of that happening since he gets pretty upset over facts.

I updated my photo blog. I only took two pictures from King Richard's Faire yesterday but I got pumpkin head! I don't know if that's his actual name but that's what I'm calling him.