Tuesday, October 17, 2017


I love em!

I bought one for me and one for a friend. Who will be the luckily recipient?

Monday, October 16, 2017

In the name of Mars, I will chastise you!

What would I take pictures of if I didn't live in the city? Maybe nature and my yard because I'd actually have a yard. Would I see giant teddy bears in the window of a noodle restaurant in the burbs? I don't know. This is also a reminder that I still need to actually eat at Twelve Hours.

No, I'm not Wonder Woman. I'm Sailor Mars, the agent of love and fire! I tried everything to get the wrinkles out of the skirt. I was afraid the iron would melt the fabric. I guess that's what you get when your costume comes from China.

A few people asked if this was my real hair.

Derek was Rick from Rick and Morty. "The beer is a prop!"

The wig is off and the party's getting started.

So smoke machines set off fire alarms. It was fun for the two minutes it lasted. I have another Halloween party in two weeks and my other costume does not involve wigs or heels. 

Sucker for sunsets.

Upcoming on the blog: My new camera, new LED light, probably more food. It's going to be a busy week.

Friday, October 13, 2017

Is this my new artisan cheese shopping dress?

This dress is perfect! The more I stare at it the more I want it. But it's a $298.00 cocktail dress! I'd have to wear this dress multiple times a week to justify buying it, but where am I going to wear it? When I go to Whole Foods? Where's my organic produce and artisan cheese dress! If anyone would like to purchase this dress for me I promise to take a photo of myself eating fancy cheese in it.

I would also like to mention that the one and only review said it's great for women who don't have much going on in the boob department. Clearly this dress was made for me.

Price: $298.00

Sunday, October 8, 2017


50 minute ferry ride from Boston to Salem. Eat lots of seafood, try on some hats, have a spooky day.

Monday, September 25, 2017

Sunday, September 24, 2017

Germana and Andy's wedding

My phone charger stopped working so I only have before and after photos from the wedding. Note to self: bring digital camera to future weddings.

Wedding highlights:

Actually getting to eat the appetizers.

Sam Schoenfeld's bar mitzvah. He's a man now!

Lil Anne smuggling meat in her napkin for later.

Derek actually making an appearance on the dance floor.

Jamie being accused of stalking the New England Patriots. "You know what you're doing here." "No I don't. I'm trying to find my room."

Bugles aka America's #1 finger hat snack.

Noise complaint on the hotel after party. "I bet it was Tom Brady!" Hotel security saved the day by lettings us party in the hall by the lobby.

"You could make a banana pie with that banana!" "I don't know why I just said that..."

Thursday, September 21, 2017

It's my Friday!

One of my best friends is getting married Saturday so I took tomorrow off to get my nails did and run some errands. I love weddings and vacation days.

Drinks with co-workers tonight and I get to sleep in tomorrow.

Started putting up Halloween decorations. I don't care that it's still September.