I see no reason why I shouldn't be allowed to claim my cats as dependents on my taxes. I feed them, I clean their litter box, I buy special cat tooth brushes and cat tooth paste, I buy them expensive cat food that's good for their teeth, I brush them, I spend a fortune at the vet. I see no reason why I shouldn't be allowed to claim them with all the work I do.
The whole point is that I'm pretty sure Bosco needs dental work again. I'm assuming it will cost me at least a grand. I'm going to ask them if they take payment via black market organs. I do have two kidneys. Basically it's the government's fault if I have to start selling organs.
I'm sure you can relate if you have pets. They're my responsibility and I'm going to take care of them no matter what, it's just a tad painful thinking about how much money they cost you sometimes.
Also, if you have any tips about how to brush your cat's teeth I'm all ears.