I'm probably going to cry

Today is my co-worker Dana's last day. I'm going to cry I know it. I'm a sensitive Sally.

We went out last night as a little send off and I told her that she's like the cat that ruins your puzzle. You have the pieces together and then a cat jumps up and lays on your puzzle and you freak out and the cat flees ruining the puzzle in the process.

My analogies are weird but I might be losing my mind a little from my healthy eating kick. One can only eat so many salads before you need some bread in your life. I had some pizza and it was heaven. I'm trying. I may lose my sanity in the process but I'm trying.