To hug a fan?
I don't think it's so odd when it's preventing you from melting in your bed. It's got a dual fan, it's quiet and goes by Sylvania. Poor Sylvania has no idea that this is a short term relationship until my dear AC returns.
Not working for days has turned my brain to mush as you can see. Or maybe it's the heat? I don't know. This also means that I have to stop eating Cheetos because vacation is DONE and it's too hot to exercise.