I told Melissa about this woman on the T the other day that was right out of some SNL skit. Every time the train moved she would say really loudly "Woah! Woah Mr. train conductor! Slow down I can't get injured here!" She was completely serious about it too. As we're sitting on a park bench with Melissa's dog I hear this voice say "that's a small dog there!" and I look up and try so hard not to laugh because it's the same woman.
I'm sure Melissa missed my amazing sense of humor while she was gone.
"Yea this thing has seen better days."
"It's been the star of many plays? ........"
"Did you really just say that?"
Yes, yes I did.