Thursday, September 18, 2014

Ugly stuff to buy if you have money to blow: Anthropologie edition.

Anthropologie has some fantastically ugly items for sale at very unreasonable prices. Just in case you had money to blow and were wondering "hmm how can I make my home look like crap".

Deconstructed sofa. On sale for $2,499.95. What a bargain!


Do not purchase if you have pets or small children. Dangling strings are entertaining to both. If you would like to make your own deconstructed couch just get a pile of branches and tie some pillows to it. Your house guests will never want to sit on your sofa again.

Maybe you're looking to be a little more frivolous with your money. A sofa could be practical. Fear not for here is the Large Pulmonary Wonky Pot. Also on sale for the bargain price of $699.95


It looks like something Lydia's mother from Beetlejuice would have made. Sure to spark a conversation.

Maybe you're looking for something more rustic. How about this Grey Beast Hat and Stand? Only $514.95. 


Unsure if this is a wearable hat. Might possibly smell but just vomit in the wonky pot.

Thank you Anthropologie for providing the world with ugly expensive crap. I was looking to blow my money.

8 comments:

  1. Apparently some really stupid people have a lot of money.

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    1. I have better things to spend my money on.

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  2. LOL! What a great post... I love the hat on a stand... so... uh... cute? If rich people buy this kind of stuff, I'm glad I am not rich lol

    Jessica
    the.pyreflies.org

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    1. I just can't imagine anyone buying any of this

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  3. What the hell??? Love the "just vomit in the wonky pot" solution.

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    1. can't really think of what else to do with that ugly thing.

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  4. UGH those are disgusting. Why would anyone buy any of that shit? Who made it and can we take them outback to be shot?

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