Ugly stuff to buy if you have money to blow: Anthropologie edition.

Anthropologie has some fantastically ugly items for sale at very unreasonable prices. Just in case you had money to blow and were wondering "hmm how can I make my home look like crap".

Deconstructed sofa. On sale for $2,499.95. What a bargain!

Do not purchase if you have pets or small children. Dangling strings are entertaining to both. If you would like to make your own deconstructed couch just get a pile of branches and tie some pillows to it. Your house guests will never want to sit on your sofa again.

Maybe you're looking to be a little more frivolous with your money. A sofa could be practical. Fear not for here is the Large Pulmonary Wonky Pot. Also on sale for the bargain price of $699.95

It looks like something Lydia's mother from Beetlejuice would have made. Sure to spark a conversation.

Maybe you're looking for something more rustic. How about this Grey Beast Hat and Stand? Only $514.95. 

Unsure if this is a wearable hat. Might possibly smell but just vomit in the wonky pot.

Thank you Anthropologie for providing the world with ugly expensive crap. I was looking to blow my money.