How to have an office Thanksgiving

First you must work on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving.

Make sure there is some event where you have to order food a few days before. We had two birthdays and a baby shower.

It helps if you have a co-worker that purchases breakfast and gets bagels, fudge, sweet potato pie and mini coffee cakes.

If your office has gotten a holiday basket bust that open and spread it out on the table.

Now you must eat all the food because there is a long weekend ahead and you can't let all this food go to waste.

Here is a list of the offerings at the office Thanksgiving

salad

two types of cheese cake

vanilla cake with buttercream frosting

bagels

lasagna

pizza

nuts

danish

sweet potato pie

fudge

mini coffee cakes

jelly beans

some kind of orange jam

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!