Here's me going to work today.
I picked a nice flower for you. It made me sneeze because I have allergies. Hope you appreciate the effort I went through to give this to you!
We are all swamp people! Let's gather together (ok not too close because it's hot and we're all gross and sticky) and complain about the heat!
I'm listening to zen music as I'm typing this because I think I've been too stressed lately. I think I found a good mix on youtube but looking through the choices it was very difficult to decide. One video is 6 hours of flute music?! I'm just imagining My Heart Will Go On for SIX LONG HOURS. Obviously I would never listen to any of these for six hours straight but who put together six hours of flute music?! Ok I just took a little listen and although it's nice I just think I'd want to mix it up from hours of flute. There's some nice visuals of flutes and Native Americans in case you forget what you're listening to.
Then there's 11 hours of Tibetan healing sounds. ELEVEN HOURS. If I listen to that overnight I better wake up like Grandpa Joe in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
I'm healed!!!
Now this last option I'm sharing will attract your soul mate and manifest my twin flame! Did Tina Belcher upload this? Now what if I listen to this and I wake up and I'm like "Derek, you're my twin flame!" He would probably look at my like I'm crazy but the youtubes is real and will cure all my ailments and let me know if we're soul mates or drive us mad with flutes! Thank you youtube and random relaxation music!