It's fun to fantasize about what I would do if I won. My fantasies include paying off debt, buying a reasonably priced motor vehicle and a house that has a dishwasher and a washer and dryer. I would not take the lump sum payment, I would take the annuity to save on taxes. I've got it all planned out.
Why can't someone reasonable like me win? It always ends up being some elderly person in the Midwest or J. Lo's mom.
I can't take credit for the title of this post. I saw it on a sign outside my local convenience store and it made me laugh.