Monday, January 21, 2013

My lap is not a carnival ride

I've discovered two things today. Old people shop at Whole Foods on Mondays and I don't like shopping at the same time as old people. They hit you with carriages and swing a bag of green peppers into your face but you can't say anything because you will look like a giant jerk.

Food shopping was pretty much the only productive thing I did on my day off. I watched some Super Natural on netflix which I'm loving. Jensen Ackles (Dean) and Jared Padalecki (Sam) have awesome bro chemistry. Why have I not watched this show sooner?

I need to get back to work because the cats are driving me nuts. They're treating my lap like a carnival ride. "My turn for the lap!" I push one off and the other gets on and then it just keeps going round and round and they really need to find something else to do.

I've had enough, cats! I will take my lap back! It's is mine!

And as I type this Mr. Binx actually listened and is now sitting on my arm while I'm trying to type. Great.

I'm also realizing the title of this post was probably not the best idea but I'm going to leave it.


  1. Cats can be such pests! But cuddly ones <3

  2. Hahahaha My dogs do the same thing! Its like I am not here to be your sitting toy. Go find a damn pillow!

  3. I find no good time to shop at Whole Foods. It is either old people the bearded hipsters or the short pants hipsters. It never ever ends. Oh and lets not forget the granola people.

  4. Supernatural keeps calling out to me from Netflix, but it's going to have to wait until I catch up on Doctor Who... :)

  5. I've found the same about shopping amongst old people. I like to shop at the Kroger near my house, and senior citizens get a discount on Tuesdays... I've burned that information into my brain for life.

    When I had my cat, she always picked the absolute WORST times to claim my lap as her couch... usually when I was on a homework deadline or something. She never wanted to cuddle when I was just watching a movie or something... unless I had food... but then she had ulterior motives..