I went down to the basement to move my laundry from the washer to the dryer. When I open the machine I was using I see someone else's clothing. I open both dryers and my clothes are also nowhere to be found. Upon closer inspection of the machine I was using my clothes were in the machine they were just covered by someone else's clothing. Not just clothing, but some dude's socks.
vomit vomit vomit vomit. I hate feet. vomit vomit vomit.
So I'm going through the machine pulling out my clothes which are covered by men's socks. I have my underwear in this wash! Now I have some dudes socks washed with my underwear. I don't even wash my own socks with my underwear.
I'm going to assume that this guy thought he was throwing his socks in with his wife or girlfriend's laundry, either that or he has a sick sick laundry fetish.
Do you not know what kind of underwear your lady wears? Wouldn't you be like "I've never seen these underwear or these pjs so I don't think these are hers." I'm so mad. I never thought I could be so mad about laundry.
OH! I just realized that I paid for this dude's sock washing! I want my $1.50 back you potentially freaky but possibly just dumb man!
Derek's response to my freakout: Apparently his girlfriend is afraid of thongs too?
I still think you should have thrown his laundry on the ground so it was dirty again and left a nasty note...
ReplyDeleteWhen we live together can I have you do this for me? Well I'll write the note ;)
Deleteyou know me, good little agent of balance ;)
DeleteHahaha! I shouldn't laugh at your pain, but... Hahahaha!
ReplyDeleteIt is kind of funny
DeleteThat is both disturbing and funny at the same time.
ReplyDeleteIt really is. Such is my life.
DeleteThis happened to me quite a bit when I lived in a dorm. And it was always my biggest fear that one day I would open the washing machine and and my clothing would just be gone, but having other people's clothing in there is not much better. Hunt him down!
ReplyDeleteI think I freaked out more when I thought my clothes were gone!
DeleteThat is a legitimate freak out. I mean one- ewwww and two- get your own damn washer sock man. I would have a conniption fit on anyone who stuck their clothes in a washer with my clothes. I don't know what kind of germs you have.
ReplyDeleteAlso I'm suddenly even more grateful to moving into a place with a washer/dryer.
I'm jealous. I dream of the day of having my own washer and dryer again. Living large baby.
DeleteOh man you live in Boston! Jealous (except of the cold weather this week).
ReplyDeletea) That's totally weird.
2) I'm actually not shocked that a guy either doesn't know what is or isn't his lady friend's clothes, or that he didn't bother to check.
3) I'm with you on not wanting to wear thongs.
Thank you! I just can't stand the way thongs feel. I've tried and I just don't like them.
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