Monday, March 11, 2013

Do you have a bowling alley in your apartment?

Dear neighbors who live above me:

Do you have a bowling alley in your apartment? I mean that's pretty cool but it's a bit LOUD. And if you don't have a bowling alley what could you possibly be dropping on your floor that rolls that loudly? I'm really curious.

I'm also wondering if you're angry about your bowling because my boyfriend and I were awoken to yelling. Did someone not reset the pins? Did you loose to your friend? You must have been really upset to be yelling for almost an hour.

Really you must be having a blast. I know I am listening to all your noises. Quiet jovial in fact. I put my pillow over my head to hide my excitement for your apartment bowling. I may in fact get my broom and tap the ceiling to let you know how glad I am.

You are such an awesome neighbor. I'll miss you when I leave.

Happy bowling!

3 comments:

  1. They must be related to the people that live above the bar. There are constant bangs and other miscellaneous loud noises. I mean, if I can hear you over the noise of a bar, what are you doing?!

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  2. You should leave this for them as a note and maybe it'll end up on passiveaggressivenotes.com! But really, I feel for you. Luckily I never had a neighbor who was loud in the middle of the night, but I tend to sleep through most people's "mornings" so waking up to a child stomping and screaming was never pleasant.

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