Derek's credit card info was stolen. This is the second time this has happened to him. The first time the thief purchased massive amounts of ping pong balls. I can only assume they must really be into ping pong or they were a drunk college student.
What did the thief purchase this time? Why a membership to Christian Mingle.
So there is some man (or woman) who joined Christian Mingle with stolen credit card information. I wonder what their profile must say?
Hobbies: using stolen credit card info, collecting stamps and loving Jesus Christ
Education: Asshat University
People who inspire you: Bernie Madoff
Seems like a dreamboat to me!
There is one other possibility..... Derek joined Christian Mingle because he wants to date a good Christian girl rather than a french fry addicted cat lady.