Derek's credit card info was stolen. This is the second time this has happened to him. The first time the thief purchased massive amounts of ping pong balls. I can only assume they must really be into ping pong or they were a drunk college student.
What did the thief purchase this time? Why a membership to Christian Mingle.
So there is some man (or woman) who joined Christian Mingle with stolen credit card information. I wonder what their profile must say?
Hobbies: using stolen credit card info, collecting stamps and loving Jesus Christ
Education: Asshat University
People who inspire you: Bernie Madoff
Seems like a dreamboat to me!
There is one other possibility..... Derek joined Christian Mingle because he wants to date a good Christian girl rather than a french fry addicted cat lady.
Wow, I know that sucks, but the story is so awesome!
ReplyDeleteI do feel bad but it did give me a laugh.
DeleteBut french fry addicted cat lady sounds so much more fun than a good Christian girl. And maybe the thief is joining Christian Mingle because he thinks they will be more trustworthy with their credit card info?
ReplyDeleteI agree. And there are worst things to be addict to than french fries and cats.
DeleteOh this is just too funny. Of course the credit card thief joined that ridiculous site.
ReplyDeleteof all sites to use a stolen credit card for!
Deletewtf?! that's so weird! what a great way to start a relationship
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