"Why are there no bagels!!"
"I swear to God you better go downstairs and get those bagels!"
"This is going to turn into the Hunger Games really fast!" "Is that why you're holding that knife?"
"I'm going to have to eat CEREAL!"
People were digging through their desk for old oatmeal packets. It was a sad morning. Finally our co-worker caved and went downstairs to get the bagels. Crisis averted.
All is quiet around the office but that's probably because we're all shoving bagels into our mouths.