The other night I had a dream that I was standing in a bathroom mirror in my underwear trying to get a good butt shot. I got the perfect shot and then I posted it on instagram for the world to see (no filter because perfection doesn't need it). When I woke up I had a brief moment of panic before I realized that I was dreaming, I did not take a butt selfie and post it on instagram. I think Kim Kardashian is incepting my dreams.
I will not be posting a butt selfie ever unless you pay me one million dollars. So don't ask unless you can pay up.
I might threaten to post a butt shot if I am not sent 1 million dollars.
ReplyDeleteactually maybe I should have gone that route.
DeleteLOL That's hilarious!
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