What is going on with my bottom?

Serious question guys. What is wrong with the right side of my buttox? I'm almost at donut level here. Is there a nerve in that area that I could have damaged? Is this just old age now that I'm 31? When I sit it hurts. Not to the level that I can't sit at all but it's not comfortable. I did fall on Valentines day but it was into a fluffy snowbank so I don't think that's the problem. I can't turn to google because the internet will just tell me I'm pregnant or have aids or both.

Ok I just googled it and it could be my sciatic nerve. The nerve of that nerve! I know I was complaining that I would like a little more junk in the trunk but don't get all butt hurt about it.

Ok ok I'm done with the horrible jokes. I'm sorry. I'm looking up donuts and really they could use an update on the styles. I want something with pizazz, something that says "yes I might need to sit on a donut for my butt pain but I'm also a stylish woman". Maybe a chevron pattern? There's a market for this out there, I'm sure of it.

Wait! Japan is at least a bit more creative here.

The bear looks sad but your butt will be happy. I call him Mr. Bottomton