Wednesday, October 26, 2016

I'm very popular on twitter, trust me.

There's this thing that I do when I find out that someone is not on twitter. I tell them I'm very popular on twitter. I always thought people knew I was kidding but apparently some people thinK this is a real true thing. I blew up my own spot yesterday when I mentioned to a co-worker that I only had 637 followers. Her response: "That's it? I thought you had more than that? Aren't you popular on there?" There's a lesson here, and that lesson is to lie. From now on if anyone who is not on twitter asks, I have 10k followers. DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

Honestly, I don't really care I just think it's funny that people actually believed me when I said I was popular on twitter.


  1. I have 127 friends on Twitter...3 are friends.

  2. Haha! I don't even have a twitter account, so zero followers. 637 sounded like a lot to me.

  3. I don't have a twitter account. I have 1205 followers on Pinterest, does that count?