My commute was total shit today. Here's a flash flood warning for ya right as you're leaving the office. Oh and the Red Sox game is somehow not cancelled yet despite this non stop rain so enjoying walking to Kenmore so you can get on a train. Good thing you wore flip flops so you could flip all that nasty street crud water all up onto the back of your legs. Let's not forget that the B line is still doing shuttle buses after tearing up the tracks on the BU bridge so you take the C line which means more walking in the rain. Make it to Whole Foods and decide to buy yourself a cupcake. Notice the cupcake is 450 calories. Buy it anyways and feel gross. Get home and find a hairball from the cat on the kitchen floor.
Fuck it. I'm ordering steak and cheese for dinner.