Tuesday, August 13, 2013

MISSING: All of my cardigan sweaters

Where are my sweaters guys? I swear I took them with me when I moved but I can't find them anywhere. I'm finding things I didn't even know I had but not my cardigan sweaters. I'm not missing any other clothing so someone really likes cardigans and stole them.

I'm missing four in a variety of work appropriate colors - gray, blue, black and yellow. I will now have to go on Forever 21 dot com and purchase new cardigans. When you work in subzero temperatures you need a cardigan. I think it's time to slap this shit on a milk carton. It's getting real serious.

Side bar: at what age do I have to stop shopping at forever 21? I am a very young 29.

Please, if you see a pile of work appropriate cardigans please return them to me. Your reward will be me singing any song of your choosing and whatever beer I have in my fridge.


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