Conversation while watching Catfish.
Me: She can't read?! Oh my God!
Derek: No, she can't BREATHE.
Me: Oh! That makes way more sense. Wait they just pulled up to a trailer.
Girl on Catfish: Oh my God I can't READ!
Me: I swear to God she said she can't read and there's a trailer!
Derek: She had to have said breathe.....