So you didn't say red wine?

I'm pretty notorious for mishearing things. I mean "biodegradable" totally sounds like "bulimic animals" and that's just a fact. Now my co-worker probably thinks I have a drinking problem.

co-worker: Are you a red line girl?

me: Well I'll drink any color wine. I don't discriminate.

co-worker: Well I see where your head is at. I asked if you're a red line girl.

me: Ohhhhhh! No I take the green line.....

Add it to the list of things I misheard.

Oh my God I can't read

Conversation while watching Catfish.

Girl on Catfish: Oh my God I can't read!

Me: She can't read?! Oh my God!

Derek: No, she can't BREATHE.

Me: Oh! That makes way more sense. Wait they just pulled up to a trailer.

Girl on Catfish: Oh my God I can't READ!

Me: I swear to God she said she can't read and there's a trailer!

Derek: She had to have said breathe.....