My name is Helvetica and I have a laughing condition

 This is my Hipster Ariel face. How did I do? (Not so good ha ha)

I love this picture of Derek. I like pretty bad but I figure I should post it since it's a nice one of him.

Germana and I both won for sexiest costume. Our boyfriends were the judges. I think they felt like they had no choice. Honestly I don't care but I found it funny. G-Dog was a nurse shark.

I like the Last Drop but last night one of the bartenders was being a complete ass. Derek was trying to cash out and I went over to see why it was taking him so long. I mean I had a drunk Irish guy trying to hit on me for at least 15 minutes. So I go over to the bar and I stand there for another 5 minutes as Derek keeps trying to flag down the bartender. The guy finally looks at Derek right in the eye and then turns and asks someone else what they want. What a jerk! Finally the guy comes back and Derek very nicely (despite being really pissed off at this point) if he could cash out. I don't know what the guys problem was. Derek was being very patient and the bartender was just being a jerk. He got no tip.

At some point this girl came into the bar and was like "oh is there a costume party tonight?" The bouncer was like I have no idea what's happening.

I saw a commercial yesterday and I think I might have this!