Because I'm a nice person, when my co-worker asked if I wanted to order cookies for her niece's school I said "sure". Cookies are way more useful than wrapping paper, which is what my school used to sell.
I ordered the cookies about a month ago and almost forgot about them until cookie delivery day arrived! I was all excited and ready to eat my feelings with some delicious peanut butter cookies but j/k everyone it's actually cookie dough as in I can't actually eat cookies right now. What kind of sham fundraiser is this? One of my co-workers suggested that we just eat the dough but I have not reached Paual Deen level of desperation yet.
To be fair my co-worker who sold me the dough did not realize that it was dough either and was equally disappointed. I gave her two options: she could come over my house and bake the cookies for me or I kill her.