Derek and I on the T this morning and this conversation happens.
Me: Do you wanna know what's weird?
Derek: What.
Me: So I bought three pairs of tights from Forever 21. I bought a black pair, a blue pair and a red pair all at the same time and they are all the same size...
Derek: Is this a math problem?
Me: No! So the black pair and the blue pair...
Derek: Are you sure this isn't a riddle?
Me: It's not a math problem or a riddle! So the black pair and the blue fit fine but the red pair is too small. It don't make any sense!
Derek: .........
Me: Ok maybe it is a riddle. Why do the red pair not fit!
Derek: Well they were probably made by a child in Indonesia.
He's probably right.
Lol, Derek has a pretty solid point. Those Indonesian children need to get their fucking act together.
ReplyDeleteI mean how long have they been making tights for? I expect better from a 10 year old.
DeleteI'm confused.
ReplyDeleteme too and I had this conversation
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