Thursday, January 2, 2014

Perfecting the bitch face for 2014



Happy New Year everyone!

I swear I was really happy and having a good time. I did not puke for an hour in the ladies room (poor girl, whoever that was) and I didn't wander around very drunk slurring and angry hug talking people. I also kept my shoes on because I worse sensible footwear.

Here's to being 29 and responsible!

4 comments:

  1. Sensible footwear?! WINNING AT LIFE.

    I can already tell this is going to be an awesome year for you.

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    1. I'm getting too old to not be comfy.

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  2. I love the girls who come into my bar wearing heels and leave wearing flats that they kept in their purse. That's just smart planning.

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    1. See that I can respect! They know their feet will be hurting and planned ahead.

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