Here are a few quotes said while packing up our office to be painted and have new carpet installed.
"Anyone need a horse. I have a lovely one right here."
"Tea time. Would you like a cuppa tea?"
"Can you help me move the Pepto Bismol painting?"
"I think that painting needs to have an accident if you know what I mean."
"Can you make my desk have an accident too? Like one that would require me to get a new one?"
"Oh yes this is a painting of my favorite war...the um Mexican one?"
"G is leaving, let's rifle through her stuff and take the good things."
"If I ever leave I'm taking those lion statues with me."
Our decor makes absolutely no sense but we have a lot of statues of animals and very ugly paintings.