Well today Derek lost his key again. I just started looking for the perfect keychain for him when he found his key. Damn I was really liking this Justin Bieber one.
The problem is if I actually ever do get an obnoxious keychain for Derek he's threatening to buy me thongs. I hate thongs. I just find them really uncomfortable and refuse to wear them. Good on you if you like to rock them. I wish I found them comfortable.
He will not use a keychain and I will not wear a thong.
Sigh, this is turning into Spy vs. Spy