Who is this bitch scheduling dentist appointments at 7:30 in the morning. That would be ME.
Pina coladas are forever ruined for me. My dentist uses a "pina colada flavored" numbing gel before I get stabbed in the face with the horror movie sized novocaine needle. No one wants that taste when you first wake up.
Ooh a package just arrived for me. Maybe it's costume #2 for Halloween!
*cha cha slides to the front desk*