I love getting my face drilled early in the morning

Who is this bitch scheduling dentist appointments at 7:30 in the morning. That would be ME.

Pina coladas are forever ruined for me. My dentist uses a "pina colada flavored" numbing gel before I get stabbed in the face with the horror movie sized novocaine needle. No one wants that taste when you first wake up.

Ooh a package just arrived for me. Maybe it's costume #2 for Halloween!

*cha cha slides to the front desk*

Thank God for bibs

I went to the dentist this morning because who doesn't want to get drilled (and not in the good way) first thing in the morning.

So I'm all finished and my dentist tells me I can rise my mouth out. Usually I can still rinse even when I'm numb but for some reason today it went a little like this.

Thank God for bibs right? I think I spit everywhere but the drain. I also decided to torture myself and get a bagel that I probably can't eat for hours so I don't chew my tongue off.

BREAKING NEWS: I just foolishly tried to take a sip of water and only half of it got in my mouth. *sigh* This is going to be a long day.

Who knows, I may need George Washington teeth.

I finally made an appointment with a dentist for a checkup and cleaning. I haven't been to the dentist in probably about 3 or 4 years (oops). I'm hoping everything is ok and I just need a good old cleaning but who knows? I grind my teeth so my back teeth might not be doing so great. Let's hope wooden dentures are not in my future.

Ok, I know Washington did not have wooden dentures but dead lord the ones he did have look so uncomfortable I would have been like screw it, all of our teeth suck this is the 1700s here are my gums!