Monday, October 26, 2015

Why Supergirl is going to flop and why I was right about Jem and the Holograms and Paranormal Activity 50

Studios should hire me to tell them if a movie will flop. 99.9% of the time I’m right.
Reasons why Jem was going to flop: teens these days don’t care about Jem and don’t know who they are. The previews looked nothing like the original series and was not geared towards the original fans which turned off people that are my age and grew up with the show FLOP.
Reasons why Paranormal activity was going to flop: OMG what number are we on now? This series is dead and has been dead. Should have just gone straight to video. FLOP
Reason why Steve Jobs was going to flop: We’re all Steve Jobs’d out. I’m sure the acting is great, the trailer was just lacking something that would interest the general public. Let’s not forget how Steve Jobs’ widow has been trashing this movie left and right. FLOP
Reasons why Kasbah was going to flop: No one has heard of this movie. Horrible promotion. Unfortunately Bill Murray's last few movies have flopped so his name alone doesn't seem to be a big draw any more.
Although this isn’t a movie, I’m predicting right here that the new Supergirl show will FLOP. I can barely make it through the trailer. It’s boring and corny as hell and looks cheap. It’s a shame because now network tv will be even more weary to produce shows with a female superhero or villain. 
Thank God for Netflix releasing Jessica Jones which looks fan-fucking-tastic!


  1. I don't even know what Jem is.
    Paranormal activity - *SNORE*
    Totally agree with you on Steve Jobs.
    Kasbah? Never heard of it - you're right again.
    And yeah, Supergirl will be less than super, pretty sure.

    Now I have to go google Jem...

    1. I think Jem is an 80s child thing so the audience is not huge for it. Would have been better as a tv movie. I did love it as a kid though. I mean the hair and the clothes and the makeup, I was like a moth to a flame with that.