I'm pretty notorious for mishearing things. I mean "biodegradable" totally sounds like "bulimic animals" and that's just a fact. Now my co-worker probably thinks I have a drinking problem.
co-worker: Are you a red line girl?
me: Well I'll drink any color wine. I don't discriminate.
co-worker: Well I see where your head is at. I asked if you're a red line girl.
me: Ohhhhhh! No I take the green line.....
Add it to the list of things I misheard.