@SaraSwearsALot and I discuss dinosaur erotica

I sent Sara a link to this literary masterpiece and this is the conversation that followed.

If you don't want to click on that link the name of the book is Taken by the Pterodactyl. I think you get the idea.

Ginny: I want to send you a link but I don't think you should look at it at work ha ha

Sara: LOL I can look on my phone!

Ginny: ok hold in. It's a book on amazon. *sends link*

Sara: AHAHAHAHAHA
I WANT TO READ AN EXCERPT.
"This is not your mother's erotica" LOLOL

Ginny: I know right?!
and do they live happily every after?
and there's a T-Rex one
he has such tiny arms how does that really work

Sara: OMG I WAS JUST TYPING THAT.

Ginny: ha ha

Sara: I'm glad we're on the same page about dinosaur porn.

Ginny: me too, that's important

Sara: True friendship!!

Ginny: and I feel like the raptors would be like a threesome because they always travel in packs at least according to Jurassic Park

Sara: HAHA. They probably like to go to those key parties to swap partners!

Ginny: oh totally and they can open doors
so they should know how to use a key

Sara: LOL

Ginny: now why are there no non-meating dino porn stories?

Sara: Maybe dino porn with a dinosaur who doesn't have sharp teeth??

Ginny: I want to see the gentle giant Brontosaurus
he would take his time and then marry her

Sara: HE WOULD BE SO ROMANTIC.
He could put the ring around his neck!

Ginny: HA HA OMG
He is a taken dinosaur!
they can eat romantic salad dinners

Sara: AWWW.
He can reach the tallest leaves for her salad!

Ginny: so sweet! I should contact the writer with this request

Sara: "We have the sex, but can we get some ROMANCE up in here??"

Ginny: maybe even a love triangle? Who will she chose? T-Rex or the Brontosaurus

Sara: OMG YES.
YOU SHOULD WRITE THAT LOL.

Ginny: I mean it seems there is just so much to write about in this genre

Sara: And nobody ever told us!
We could team up and be millionaires!

Ginny: 50 Shades of T-Rex!