1. U2 - ok U2 you used to be kind of good. Your songs used to have a point. I will never forgive them for singing about a mole digging in a hole. There's a right way to do dumb lyrics (see Train) and a wrong way. Also, all your newer songs sound the same. I can't tell them apart. Bono, lose the sunglasses, you look like a fool, a FOOL I say.
2. The Foo Fighters - I think Dave Grohl is a nice guy. I've never met him but that's the impression that I get. I just can't like the Foo Fighters. Their songs are boring to me, very blah and generic. I feel bad for saying it because I like Dave Grohl but that's just the way it is.
3. Coldplay - I do like a few Coldplay songs it's just that I don't understand the hype. How are they as big as they are? Why does Chris Martin creep me out so much? I do not want to meet Chris Martin, I'd probably run away.
4. John Mayer - He sing talks. You see it's a trick to make you think he's singing but really he's talking softly. I hate it. I imagine he's very full of himself, flipping his hair and hitting on 21 year old girls telling each one that this song was about them *wink*. This is what I picture him doing in my head. Seems pretty accurate to me.
5. Beyoncé - I think I will get a lot of shit for this but bring it. I can't stand her singing voice. I can barely make it through any of her songs. Trust me I've tried because it seems like everyone LOVES Bey but I just can't get into her music.
Feel free to share your picks in the comments.
Feel free to share your picks in the comments.
I'm with you on U2. I always enjoy with South Park makes fun of them or Bono. I can't handle Ariana Grande. She might have a good voice BUT I can't understand a word she's singing most of the time!
ReplyDeleteYes Ariana Grande is another one. Not a fan of her.
DeleteI don't like the Wiggles.
ReplyDeleteHa ha I'd be worried if you did
Delete#1 - TOTALLY agree!
ReplyDelete#2 - Same as above
#3 - Again, agree, but I'm not too creeped out by Chris Martin. I wouldn't invite him for Thanksgiving, though.
#4 - YES! Snore. "bubble gum tongue?" Eeew!
#5 - Beyoncé's okay, but has been going downhill in my opinion.
My honorable mention: Katie Perry. Preacher's daughter gone bad. Gimme a break...
oh God "bubble gum tongue" gross
DeleteIn Bono's defense, the sunglasses are because he has glaucoma.
ReplyDeleteI don't like Rihanna for the same reason you don't like Beyonce. And I don't like rap- any rap.
A friend pointed that out to me. I had no idea. I feel like an ass but still hate his music ha ha
DeleteThe only one on your list that I would disagree with is the Foo Fighters. And I do agree they sound a bit generic -- but for generic rock, I think they do it well.
ReplyDeleteColdplay I'll admit I haven't given that much of a chance... I don't think I necessarily dislike them, but I am bored by them.
I don't care for Beyonce. I don't mind her voice so much, but her music has never done anything for me. I like Single Ladies and a couple of songs from her first solo album. But most of them I think I like for nostalgia.
Oh, and U2 is the worst.
That's kind of how I feel about the Foo Fighters. Their music just doesn't do anything for me.
DeleteI do kind of like Single Ladies but I wouldn't put it on my ipod.
I agree 100% on 1,2, and 3. I haven't consciously heard anything by John Mayer in ages. I like Beyonce alright, I suppose. Mostly what bugs me these days is how "good singing" has become synonymous with belting out a tune as powerfully as possible. I can appreciate a powerful voice when it's appropriate, but some vocalists these days have the volume up at 11 all the time.
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