This is the whole point of AC right?

So you can wear that leopard print coat you bought on sale around Christmas but never wore all winter?

And to look fly of course.

This is not real fur. I do not like real fur and I am too poor for real fur even if I did want to wear dead animals which I do not.

Fly-ness is 100% real and original. Glasses from Target, where boss bitches shop.

Stealing credit cards for Jesus Christ

Derek's credit card info was stolen. This is the second time this has happened to him. The first time the thief purchased massive amounts of ping pong balls. I can only assume they must really be into ping pong or they were a drunk college student.

What did the thief purchase this time? Why a membership to Christian Mingle.

So there is some man (or woman) who joined Christian Mingle with stolen credit card information. I wonder what their profile must say?

Hobbies: using stolen credit card info, collecting stamps and loving Jesus Christ

Education: Asshat University

People who inspire you: Bernie Madoff

Seems like a dreamboat to me!

There is one other possibility..... Derek joined Christian Mingle because he wants to date a good Christian girl rather than a french fry addicted cat lady.

I'm not a cat owner, I am owned by cats

I've realized I have a problem.

I'm owned by my cats.

They are quite evil really. Using their cute furry faces to get their way. I think I might be suffering from Stockholm syndrome.

Let me present you with some evidence.

I can't use my bathroom sink.

The sink is occupied!

I didn't realize how bad it's gotten until I went to brush my teeth last night.

Me: Enters bathroom, sees Mr. Binx in the sink

Mr. Binx: lifts head and looks at me.

Me: Ok I'll go brush my teeth in the kitchen. You look very cute.

And then I went and brushed my teeth in the kitchen sink. I mean really? It's like some kind of kitty mind control. Why else would I clean up their poop and pee and vomit, and let them use my sink as their cat bed? 

I'm up all night to get lucky, I'm all night to get zZzZzZzZzZ

I was having dinner at the Pour House last night with Derek when Daft Punk's Get Lucky came on.

If you know me you know that I can't control myself when a song I like comes on, I have to sing along. Sometimes I even sing along to songs I don't like but know all the words to. I have no self control.

So I'm singing along...

She's up all night 'til the sun 
I'm up all night to get some 
She's up all night for good fun 
I'm up all night to get lucky 

Derek gets this look on his face. I know he's not making a face at my singing, he's used to that by now.

Me: why are you making that face?

Derek: Really? You're up all night to get lucky? You fall asleep right when we get home!

Me: I'm tired on Fridays from working all week so shut it.

Derek: continues making the facial expression

Me: continues singing....

I'm up all night to get lucky

I'm up all night to get lucky

I'm up all night to get lucky

I'm up all night to get lucky

I'm up all night to get lucky

If I ever needed proof that I am my mother's daughter

E-mail between me and my mother.

Me: Just checking (ha ha get it CHECKing) to see if you sent the check.

Mom: You are so funny with your play on words.

The checks in the mail, really, I just mailed it

who knew?
check-er-belly a rare snake found in Amazonian South America and Trinidad and Tobago
check-er-berry a creeping evergreen North American shrub with spiny scented leaves and white flowers
check•rein a short rein that extends from a horse's bit to the saddle to keep the horse from lowering its head

Me: I am learning so much right now

Ginny's Netflix reviews. The only reviews you will ever need.

I watch a ton of Netflix. This is what happens when you don't have cable and Two and a Half Men is on your non cable channels all the time.

Here's what I've been watching

House at the End of the Street: This movie stars Jennifer Lawrence. Need I say more? Ok I probably would have stopped watching this movie if J. Law wasn't in it. It was very predictable and not scary. I was expecting scary. So pass if you don't love Jennifer Lawrence.

The Dictator: Can I write a review if I haven't finished the movie? Yes I can, it's my blog. I have about 20 minutes left. It is no Borat. The few funny moments do not make it work the watch. If you do watch I suggest doing it very drunk, then you might find it mildly entertaining.

Breaking Bad: I'm on the second season and so far I'm really enjoying it. I'm all "come on Walter! You sell that meth!" I weirdly have crushes on Hank, Walter Junior and Jesse. What is wrong with me?! Jesse is a druggie who sleeps with prostitutes! Gross. Hank is middle aged and Walter Junior is in high school. Please confirm or deny my insanity. Skyler makes me want to rip my hair out.

Pretty Little Liars: Still on season one but I'm going through it pretty fast. I put off watching this show for a long time because I thought it would be too young for me but then I saw friends on facebook and twitter singing its praises. Well thank you friends I love it. Ally was/is a major bitch. I mean she blinded a girl! Talk about family programing ABC Family.

There it is. The good the bad and the need to watch while intoxicated.

Stupid is as stupid does

I was walking to the super market when I saw a man and woman collide on the sidewalk.

man: Watch where you're going!

woman: confused facial expression

I started laughing to myself. Clearly the man hadn't been watching where he was going either. Is it really that hard to say sorry and move on? Maybe the heat is turning us all crazy.