I've never been to the Virgin Islands and I can't wait to relax and eat and explore. Everyone has been giving me great tips such as:
"If you swim with the turtles make sure you don't swim behind them because turtle poop."
Thank you for that one mom.
"Don't go near any cliffs or go scuba diving because I've seen those shows where someone kills their spouse for the life insurance money."
I pointed out that I'm not married and Derek is not the beneficiary of my life insurance policy.
"Ginny, people get life insurance polices on people all the time and they don't even know it!"
Lucky for me I'm scared of scuba diving.
"Two words rum punch."
That is very good advice.
I'll return with lots of pictures and probably a sunburn. I don't think any amount of sunblock can protect vampire skin.